SIMON'S FACE LOOKS NASTY!

Razor-tongued Idol icon getting unrecognizable

VAIN talent master Simon Cowell is looking like a different person as he sports a bizarre, shiny kisser — leaving insiders saying the showbiz mogul is so desperate to stay youthful, he’s trying anything, not just surgery!

“It’s like he’s given up on growing older gracefully and wants to fight the process with everything he’s got — even if it makes him look like this shiny cartoon character,” dishes an insider.

“Simon’s always been very vain, but the way he’s approaching his later life has friends scratching their heads.