In this issue

April 22, 2024

All THEY'RE a load of ballots

VOTE 'NONE OF ABOVE'

1 min

IT STILL WASN'T ME SAYS TRUSS

LIMP lettuce Liz Truss still refuses to apologise for sending mortgage rates rocketing upwards.

1 min

WOSSY A REAL BEAST IN BED

Jonathan's snoring sounds like Nessie'

1 min

Live byrs longer by drinking a coffee

IT WORKS FOR MICE, WORMS ..AND HUMANS

1 min

OH, DRY UP!

Could it be? NO rain for a while

1 min

APPALLED

PM sees vid of threat to arrest Jewish man

1 min

FLASH A SMILE & GRAB A BARGAIN

Happy faced hagglers get better deals

1 min

Bum flare bloke has a crack at TV

FAN ANTICS 'PERFECT FOR BBC'

1 min

Fare means or foul

CHEAPER DEALS' HIDDEN ADD-ONS

1 min

EXPLOSION OF 50 MILLION SUNS

Gigantic gas cloud's clues on elements

1 min

FLU NEW COVID

Virus tipped to spark next global pandemic

1 min

Stole £53m? Just pay back a quid..

ARMED RAIDER TO BE FREED AFTER 15 YEARS

1 min

EAR, THERE & EVERYWHERE

John's bust headset to fetch £3k

1 min

Night sweats

EVENING EXERCISE IS BETTER

1 min

JOE DRIVEN TO MAKE US LAUGH

FUNNYMAN Joe Pasquale says he travels 40,000 miles a year and spends about £7,000 on petrol.

1 min

PAY AND DISPLAY

Lando's super second hits him in pocket

2 mins

Wolves reborn under Burgess says Vaughan

PAUL VAUGHAN reckons Sam Burgess has got Warrington stars playing better than ever - so it's little wonder the coach is linked with an NRL return.

1 min

Emotions run high for Emile

EMILE CAIRESS ran the second-fastest time ever by a Brit to finish an impressive third in the London Marathon.

1 min

CUEPID'S ARROW

Dale chalks success up to new partner

1 min

MOCK THE WEEK

Trent steals show to put dark days in the past

2 mins

PEP FIX AND CHILL

City boss puts aces \"in fridge' to prepare for big finale

2 mins

LUCKY DEVILS

Ten Hag sneaks past brave Sky Blues

2 mins

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