'GARY...YOU CAN'T MAKE A LIVING OUT OF FOOTBALL!'

So claimed Mr Lineker's school report, while David Bowie's teachers were equally sceptical about the future megastar. But how did other famous figures fare in their end of year assessments? TANITH CAREY and ANTHONY HARWOOD delve into the archives

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THESE days school reports can appear rather formulaic, making it difficult to tell how an individual child is really getting on at school. It's enough to make you nostalgic for a time when they came scrawled in ink pen and were just as likely to be a character assassination as a pat on the back. So, back when school reports were mor