SAD HATTERS

Chance missed for Edwards' battlers

GET A MOVE RON

Rocket needs record soon warns Davis

OSCAR NIGHT

CANEL De La Hoya showdown with Canelo

JO'S ABBA FAB

Lumley's joy at giving UK's Eurovision points

Don't let AI near the nuke buttons

CHIEF FEARS BOTS COULD START WW3

DOUBLE TAKE FOR HOLLYOAKS STAR

Soap return is a twin for Jez

LONG TO REINS OVER US..CHAZ

King takes on Jockey Club role

Little Cowell is a BIG hit!

LUCY: ERIC IS A GURU

EUROS TV CURSE HAUNTS 3 LIONS

Southgate's men have to beat hoodoo

SLOW MO'S KLOPPED IT

Spurs on the hunt

PUMP ACTION

RAC anger as fuel up 10p a litre

Great wevva AFTER Bank Hol washout

EL OF A SCORCHER IS ON WAY

We did do the Bolero!

BUT THERE WAS NEVER ANY SEX

KICKED IN THE POLLS

Election disaster for the Tories

Hero thanks NHS

A MAN injured in a sword attack has thanked emergency services for saving his life.

Mai Tim: Fly me to the moon ..AND RED PLANET TOO

And the astronaut has said he'd \"love\" it to be him.

It's occurring

'WEDDING JOY IN GAVIN AND STACEY FINALE'

My dream of scoring the goal that keeps Hatters up has been dashed, but I'm cool with that now

LOCKYER FOCUS ON LIFE OFF PITCH

BASQUET CASE UNAI

Emery's undone by one of his own

FIELD DAY

Jai's joy as Dragons slain

I'M NO BULLY

Rocket plays down ref row

PUNDIT-FACED

Footie Jamie sinks EIGHT pints before TV interview

I date toy boys.. most men my age are dead - WHY CHER SHUNS SENIORS

CHER says she dates toy boys because men of her age are \"all dead\".

WOKEY TOWERS

JOHN Cleese has censored lines from Fawlty Towers for a new stage version.

SPOT ON!

Leopard mum & daughter go from filthy cage to an African paradise

FIGHTING FIT MIKE IS PAST HIT AT 57

Gen Z reckon he's officially an old geezer

Capaldi helped me sort trauma

RACH: LEW HAS AN ESSENCE OF CLASS

Tragic Daniel was 'stabbed in chest after slash to neck'

ACCUSED IN DOCK

TEEN SHOT DEAD AS FARM RAIDED

Murder quiz as ‘targeted attack’ man is named

Why 5m of us have an imaginary friend

PRETEND PALS A COMFORT