ROGER EVANS

One of my fantasies, if money was no object, is to cause some mischief. I would buy a big artic unit and a trailer and have my name written on the side

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On a similar theme, has anyone ever asked you what you would do if you had a big win on the lottery? Of course they have, we all have our fantasies.

It's not an issue that I think about very often but one of my fantasies, if money was no object, is to cause some mischief. I would buy a big artic unit and a trailer and I would have my name written on the side.

Then I would drive it slowly past markets when there were a lot of farmers about. And they would say to each other: “I wonder what Roger's got in that trailer” Only Roger would know that the trailer was empty.