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If you tire of your manor, JD, my Airbnb is all yours
The Observer
|August 10, 2025
As someone renting my Somerset cottage on Airbnb this summer, I was heartbroken not to get called up by JD Vance.
I'd still be delighted to have him at mine though, if his £8,000-a-week Cotswolds manor doesn't work out — although there would be the usual problems of hosting US guests.
Vance, not a fan of “childless cat ladies”, is unlikely to love my spinster’s cottage. As it is, it’s exhausting scrabbling around, getting my ramshackle place ready for guests; frantically hiding my knickers and sticky-taping dog hair off the sheets. With Vance, it'd only be exacerbated. Imagine how furious he’d be if he opened the bathroom cupboard and spotted The Pill.
This story is from the August 10, 2025 edition of The Observer.
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