OPENING UP THE DOOR TO CHANGE

I DON'T think I'd want The Hotel Inspector as a friend.

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I'm sure Alex Polizzi is loIvely - I'm just not sure I could handle the pressure. What if she were the sort who likes to drop in unannounced for a cuppa and a chinwag? I'd be constantly on edge. The cuppa itself would be fine, and probably the chinwagging. But what if she then asked to use the loo, say?

I'd have to keep the whole bathroom spotless at all times, just in case. No hairs in the plug, no toothpaste stains around the basin, the loo looking factory fresh etc.