He watches porn over sex with me

FELLA IS TOTALLY BORING

- JANE O’GORMAN

MY husband used to be a right laugh.

He’d strip off at parties, tell rude jokes and get everyone going.

From singing at the top of his voice to organising drinking games, he was the life and soul.

These days he’s boring. He stopped drinking after breaking his leg falling down the stairs, and gave up going to parties when our friends started including sex play (swapping, spanking, blindfold snogging, etc).

Dirty

Now he’s more at home cataloguing his Beatles and Rolling Stones records than belting out “Jumpin’ Jack Flash” on the karaoke. The only “jumpin” he does is when I catch him looking at porn.

These days he’d rather look at other people having sex than get it on with me.