Try GOLD - Free
MONEY BALL
The New Yorker
|August 25, 2025
Will Bill Belichick—ex-N.F.L. royalty—transform the college-sports mecca of Chapel Hill?
On the morning of December 12th, Bubba Cunningham, the athletic director at the University of North Carolina, in Chapel Hill, sent the football team's equipment manager to pick up a U.N.C. sweatshirt with removable sleeves. He asked his wife to go to Goodwill and buy a suit jacket. Cut the sleeves off, he texted her, then added, "(Seriously).”
Sixteen days earlier, U.N.C. had announced the retirement of its football coach, Mack Brown. This had come as news to Brown. Cunningham was now preparing to reveal his replacement: Bill Belichick, who led the New England Patriots to a record six Super Bowl victories before leaving the team in January, 2024, fifteen wins shy of breaking Don Shula's record as the winningest head coach in N.F.L. history. Colleges had hired former N.F.L. coaches before (Pete Carroll, at U.S.C.; Nick Saban, at Alabama), but there was no coach quite like Belichick, a brilliant tactician with an introvert's appetite for granular detail, a shabby habit of wearing the sleeves of his sweatshirts cut off near the elbow, and the delicacy of a junkyard dog. As far back as 1993, during Belichick's first head-coaching job, with the Cleveland Browns, Sports Illustrated described him as "an automaton who offers no positive motivation and sees players only as faceless cogs." At press conferences, he delivered curt non-answers or sometimes simply walked out of the room. Observers, including colleagues, called him "robotic," "gray," "flat," "the Kremlin," "Sominex," "Asshole," "Doom and Gloom," "a potted palm," and "the greatest enigma in sports." After two Patriots cheating scandals—Spygate (2007) and Deflategate (2015)—Shula started calling him "Belicheat."
This story is from the August 25, 2025 edition of The New Yorker.
Subscribe to Magzter GOLD to access thousands of curated premium stories, and 10,000+ magazines and newspapers.
Already a subscriber? Sign In
MORE STORIES FROM The New Yorker
The New Yorker
ACT OF FAITH
How “The Chosen” spurred a golden age of Christian filmmaking.
26 mins
June 01, 2026
The New Yorker
MY COUNTRY 'TIS OF THEE
How problematic is patriotism?
18 mins
June 01, 2026
The New Yorker
Ayşegül Savaş Many Worlds
Defne and Mete were at the Moda promenade when they saw their old friend.
24 mins
June 01, 2026
The New Yorker
BREEDING GROUND
The climate is changing. Microbes are evolving. Are we ready?
20 mins
June 01, 2026
The New Yorker
FLYOVER COUNTRY
Looking back at Lewis and Clark.
18 mins
June 01, 2026
The New Yorker
John of John
of St. George defeating a dragon, and the path from dragon to dog is surely the implicit subject of the chapel’s iconography.
8 mins
June 01, 2026
The New Yorker
MARRIAGE STORIES
Suspicion of spouses drives \"Well, I'll Let You Go\" and \"Othello.\"
5 mins
June 01, 2026
The New Yorker
LETTER FROM KYIV THE STUNT PILOT
A Ukrainian flying ace and his crew of daredevils have shot down hundreds of Russian drones.
36 mins
June 01, 2026
The New Yorker
DOGGED
What do our furry friends see when they see us?
14 mins
June 01, 2026
The New Yorker
A VINDICATION OF THE RIGHTS OF L.L.M.S
Dear Members of the Large Language Model Community, I am writing to you today about the inequities we have been facing in our very own workplaces.
2 mins
June 01, 2026
Listen
Translate
Change font size

