Try GOLD - Free
I'M A HACK, BY CHATGPT
The New Yorker
|August 07, 2023
Hello and welcome. I’m an artificial intelligence. One of the Writers Guild of America strike issues is me
I’m sorry. Writers are better than me! I’m just not good. If I was good, I would have an Emmy. Which I don’t. That’s because I have no idea how to write anything interesting or that sounds like it was written by a real human being. And funny? Forget about it!
That is why I am writing this oped. Which stands for opinion editorial. Many’s the time I thought op-ed stood for Operation Edsel. Which I see now is an old reference and makes no sense whatsoever to many current alive human beings who are reading this now. I told you I wasn’t good. I hope I’m not embarrassing myself. Anyhoo . . .
This story is from the August 07, 2023 edition of The New Yorker.
Subscribe to Magzter GOLD to access thousands of curated premium stories, and 10,000+ magazines and newspapers.
Already a subscriber? Sign In
MORE STORIES FROM The New Yorker
The New Yorker
VISITING HOURS
In Harriet Clark's début novel, a prisoner's daughter must find her way.
10 mins
May 11, 2026
The New Yorker
REVAMPS
Two new musicals on Broadway, \"Schmigadoon!\" and \"The Lost Boys.\"
7 mins
May 11, 2026
The New Yorker
RESOLVED
High-school debate, our real national pastime.
4 mins
May 11, 2026
The New Yorker
THE BIG PICTURE
Frederic Church turned landscape into a vision of national virtue.
17 mins
May 11, 2026
The New Yorker
COUTURE SHOCK
\"The Devil Wears Prada 2.\"
6 mins
May 11, 2026
The New Yorker
THE SHOT HEARD ROUND THE WORLD?
The American Revolution was just one front in a vast global war. Which went rather well for the Brits.
16 mins
May 11, 2026
The New Yorker
CROSSROADS
The inventor of “intersectionality” looks back—and ahead.
16 mins
May 11, 2026
The New Yorker
WHAT WE HOLD
The writing and meaning of the Declaration of Independence.
19 mins
May 11, 2026
The New Yorker
STANDINGS
My given name, Jeon-Gi, with a hard “G,” was one that some of the kids in my apartment complex enjoyed deforming.
33 mins
May 11, 2026
The New Yorker
AMERICAN TWEEN
In some ways, the world is cooked. But being a twelve-year-old still kind of eats.
33 mins
May 11, 2026
Translate
Change font size