COPS BAG BOOGEYMAN UNDER KID'S BED!

A CHUCKLEHEAD thought he'd evade justice by crawling under a kid's bed! But U.S. Marshals easily found the “fugitive” in a residence associated with him in Spokane, Wash.

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Keantray Davon Bryant-Muellner was arrested Jan. 16 for allegedly violating the terms of his graduated reentry probation sentence.

According to authorities, the dope was discovered “attempting to conceal himself while hiding under a child's bed.”

The U.S. Marshals instructed him to “exit,” and he “peacefully surrendered to law enforcement without incident,” they said in a press release.