ELLEN IS NO DORY!

England can have her, warts & all

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GLOBE’S revelation that Ellen DeGeneres has turned tail and moved to England with wife Portia de Rossi should come as no surprise — it goes along with her true image as a mean, petty, tyrannical, selfish twit!

The irony is that for most of her career, she had the opposite image and was called the Queen of Nice.

Most fans even thought Ellen really was Dory, the bighearted, forgetful, ditzy fish she voiced in the 2003 animated film Finding Nemo and the 2016 sequel Finding Dory.