Grubby Gregg's no joke

APPARENTLY, there’s yet another new bunch of contestants tonight on MASTERCHEF (BBC1, 8pm).

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This latest lot, we're told, will be doing things with hazelnuts and cod, among other stuff. They'll also be given “a mystery box containing three different types of pastry: filo, shortcrust and puff.”

And what are they meant to do with those? No idea. It’s a mystery.

Yes, sorry to sound so vague, but the BBC no longer lets us see previews of MasterChef episodes - I wonder why - so other than those measly morsels of information I’ve been able to unearth, your guess is as good as mine, content-wise.

But then maybe you don't give two hoots any longer.