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The cabinet's WhatsApp exclusive: don't use the A word in statement

The Guardian

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March 26, 2025

Keir Starmer OK, everyone. I want you to get an early night. It's Rachel's big day tomorrow and we all need to be ready to support her.

- John Crace

Angela Rayner So no going out to a Sabrina Carpenter concert tonight.

Rachel Reeves It wasn't a freebie.

Rayner Matt Pennycook seems to think it was.

Reeves Well, he wasn't at the O2.

Rayner That was rather his point.

Reeves Leave me alone, I've had a tough week. In any case you're in no position to lecture me about freebies. New York ring any bells?

Starmer Now, now, everyone.

Ed Miliband Nice suit, boss.

Starmer Do you think?

Wes Streeting I'm pumped for the emergency budget.

Reeves It's not an emergency budget. It's a spring statement. Why is everyone so down on the Treasury? The economy is actually doing really well all things considered. It's not my fault the Americans have fucked up everything for the rest of us. We just need to re-educate the people about how brilliant we are.

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The Guardian

Reeves 'discussing an increase to income tax' in November budget

Rachel Reeves is considering raising income tax to help eliminate a multi-billion-pound black hole, sources have told the Guardian.

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4 mins

October 24, 2025

The Guardian

The Guardian

'The perfect symbol' Ballroom blitz inspires chorus of condemnation

When Barack Obama roasted Donald Trump at the 2011 White House Correspondents' Association dinner, the icing on the cake was a cartoon of what the White House might look like if Trump ever became US president.

time to read

4 mins

October 24, 2025

The Guardian

The Guardian

'Stay calm and block the noise'

Van Dijk's Liverpool summit clears air after losing streak

time to read

2 mins

October 24, 2025

The Guardian

The Guardian

Just redo it: inside Nike's plans to put swoosh back into its sales

World's largest sportswear brand reveals innovations and a new slogan to rebound from a 'pretty big kicking'

time to read

11 mins

October 24, 2025

The Guardian

The Guardian

Villa stunned in Netherlands and Rangers' slump goes on

Aston Villa suffered a Europa League humbling as they were beaten 2-1 by Dutch minnows Go Ahead Eagles in Deventer.

time to read

1 mins

October 24, 2025

The Guardian

The Guardian

'History can be healed' Charles visit offers hope for interfaith conciliation

AImost every British schoolchild is taught that Henry VIII, the swaggering Tudor king driven by lust and his quest for an heir, broke away from the Roman Catholic church in 1534 after the pope refused to annul his marriage to Catherine of Aragon.

time to read

2 mins

October 24, 2025

The Guardian

The Guardian

Old haunts English Heritage goes on a ghost hunt

Alerted to an intruder, the security guard at Chester Castle knew something was up when his normally fearless dog refused to leave the car. When the guard investigated, he felt \"a hundred eyes\" on him- but found no one.

time to read

2 mins

October 24, 2025

The Guardian

The Guardian

We won't bow to US pressure, says Putin

Vladimir Putin has said Russia will never bow to US pressure but conceded new sanctions could cause economic pain, as China and India were reportedly scaling back Russian oil imports after Washington targeted Moscow's two largest producers.

time to read

3 mins

October 24, 2025

The Guardian

The Guardian

Booker launches children's award

The Booker Prize Foundation has launched a major new literary award, the Children's Booker prize, offering £50,000 for the best fiction written for readers aged eight to 12.

time to read

3 mins

October 24, 2025

The Guardian

'They can ruin Russia as a petro-state'

How US sanctions plan could work

time to read

3 mins

October 24, 2025

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