THE HEAT IS ON FOR DON

IF you watched the London marathon at the weekend, you might have seen me.

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I wasn’t running it, I was the fat bloke in the queue for the burger van.

Though it was so warm that I was dripping like Lee Evans just watching it.

It’s been so hot this week that I expect even Prince Andrew got a sweat on.

You can really tell it has been roasting. On the bus I saw a pensioner with the top button of her coat undone.