The Spy

BUT WHO WATCHES THE SPY?

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It is a fact that The Spy loves espionage so much that The Spy will always choose a holiday location based purely on how many videogame studios are in that area, as well as if The Spy can do right by gamers by dispensing some justice. Like that time The Spy took a break from unwinding in Washington to infiltrate Xbox Game Studios, and to unwind the cord on Phil Spencer's pyjamas while he slept to pour ticks into his unmentionables. Truly, the gaming gods' work.

Unfortunately, though, this policy is why The Spy has yet to sample such exotic destinations as Fiji, Maui and Bognor Regis - there just isn't enough of a videogame industry presence there to justify The Spy packing The Spy's Stealth Boy and jetting off. Sun, sea, and savage seagulls are all well and good, but without the pleasure of purloining juicy gaming industry secrets, The Spy is just not interested.