CELEBRITY CARR CRASH AS CELIA WALKS THE WALK WITH A TRUE TRAITOR'S GAIT

ALONG with six million others, I’m gripped by The Celebrity Traitors. As a reality TV veteran, I felt nothing but empathy for poor, conflicted, hilarious Alan Carr’ struggles with treachery.

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Comfortably ensconced on the sofa at home, killing your best chums in plain sight on what is, after all, nothing more significant than an expensive gameshow, looks a larky. In practice, having your two-faced betrayal broadcast to a h