SCOTLAND ARE A VERY UNPLEASANT TEAM TO FACE

German legend Kroos gets the lowdown on Steve Clarke's boys from his Spanish team-mates at Real Madrid after their visit to Hampden. And the verdict?

LOVE & YATE

Chairman at Town is full of pride for old boy Tommy as he follows in England star's footsteps

I'm Eur man to lead us on

Gourley wants double glory for the nation

Rory's fifth amendment

Lowon Mcllroy says he's as close as ever to landing another Major but even if he doesn't, it won't hurt his career

ANDY GIRL'S RALLY EMBARRASSED

Sophia ignores tennis legend at school gates

Don't go to the pub bite your lip & say it

Vernon reveals secret to his happy marriage

Fergie wife's £3m legacy

Powerhouse behind Sir Alex success

BILL'S WALK OF LIFE

Strictly winner puts his best foot forward to complete Britain's most remote trail journey in memory of father-in-law

Glitter ordered to pay £500k to abuse victim

Judge finds assault had huge impact on 12-year-old girl's life

HATE CRIMES HIGHEST IN A DECADE ARE

Abuse of disabled people soars by 22%

BIDEN SON IS GUILTY

Drug lie as he buys gun

THEY'RE AT IT AGAIN

Tories' £17bn unfunded tax cut plan shows failure to learn from economic disaster under Truss | Manifesto so poor, rival MP says Government 'should have spared themselves making it'

MY BRIDE WAS FAKE DOC & A BIGAMIST

Bus driver discovered wife-to-be was fooling him on day of wedding | 'Alisa' married fifth husband 18 days after meeting Peter online

SIZE MATTERS

Tunnock's promises not to shrink its snacks

ACT NOW OVER DRUG DEATHS

SNP accused of 'failing to get grip' on crisis

ALPetite for destruction

Scots ready to whip up a storm in rain-lashed Bavaria as phoney war ends

WE TURN UP... YOU GO DOWN

Hitman Fullkrug admits Germans are arrogant and insists Friday night is all about what THEY do, not what Scotland produce

McGINNING OF THE END

Kev: John was on way up as I went down at Hibs.. he'll go for years

SNAP DECISION

Liam: I want Ron picture but only Champs League with Celts will put me in the frame for Ireland starts

Grant's got the law on his side

Scot's legal eagle pal gives him mental tips for US Open charge

HAT'LL DO NICELY

Star joins locals in lederhosen and fancy headgear as they welcome national side

Shopkeeper in axe terror

Lout returned to store and pinched cans after being turned away earlier

I sing her to sleep but she prefers Take That to any of my music

NOT many pop stars would take kindly to their fans falling asleep to their back catalogue but for Olly Murs it’s a blessing.

He sat down ...and then he died

Coroner: Star rested on rock before collapse | One Show co-host in tribute to 'dear friend'

We're all thinking about you, Alan

Football world comes together to send best wishes to ill legend

Drug boss Killed 3 pals in 127 mph smash

Court told gang chief fell asleep at the wheel

I AM A FAILURE

At last Rishi Sunak is honest with the British people... and it's no surprise

I LOVE YOU.. ALL 220,000 OF YOU

Taylor is all heart with emoji for Murrayfield fans

CAR CLUBS ARE THE WHEEL DEAL

40,000 embrace move away from private motors

TORIES IN TURMOIL AS ROSS QUITS

Douglas resigns amid row over expenses claims for flights to carry out referee duties | He already faced backlash over decision to stand for Westminster seat of ill colleague