THOUGHT OF THE DAY

Although I’m not too keen on the method bears use which involves something called a ‘fecal plug’

- JUDI SPIERS

So, let's skip that and settle for watching old episodes of Gavin and Stacy, Charlie and the Chocolate Factory, Chitty Chitty Bang Bang, Mary Poppins The Wizard of Oz and Die Hard. Every Christmas is like Groundhog Day. Oh... and that’s usually on too. I could have a good sort out of my drawers. Literally. I seem to have an awful lot of once, white knickers and bras that became strangely attached to one rogue blue sock in a boil wash.