SHOCK'N'ROLL

Hassan evicted after Swiss miss leaves judges stunned

- BY NICOLA METHVEN TV Editor

THE Great British Bake Off got off to a chaotic start last night with two bakes that seemed destined for the bin.

Scientist Hassan became the first to leave after his Swiss roll fell into an oozing mass of sponge, chocolate and caramel.

“I've had a mare,” he sighed, looking at the mess before him. “I've proper mucked it.”

Sure enough, judge Paul Hollywood announced: “It looks like it fell out of a tree.”

The second round also went badly so before he even started on his landscape showstopper, Hassan already knew he was in the line of fire. He said: “I'm quite nervous, it's not looking good.”