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Trump version of America is as grotesque as Mr Creosote
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|May 09, 2025
In the comedy Monty Python's The Meaning of Life, a character called Mr Creosote is monstrously obese, to the point where he is unable to move unaided.
At one point, Mr Creosote is sitting in an upscale restaurant being served plate after plate of food. To create space for ever more food, he vomits repeatedly into a bucket next to his chair. When the bucket is full, he vomits on the floor and finally on the menu and his table.
Other guests in the restaurant occasionally look over with a measure of nonchalant disgust, but then continue eating as if this is a normal occurrence. Eventually, Mr Creosote tells the waiter that he has had enough.
The waiter offers him a thin wafer to finish the meal. Mr Creosote initially refuses, then agrees. As he swallows the wafer, there is a deep, ominous rumbling from within his bowels. Mr Creosote then explodes, the remnants of his meal as well as most of his internal organs being strewn across the restaurant and over all the other guests. He is seen sitting with a mixture of bewilderment and shock as he ponders his splayed-open rib cage and, dangling between the shattered ribs, a slowly beating heart.
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