DARN TOOTIN'!

Judge makes a stink over defendant's fashion faux pas

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NO ONE knows why gasbag defendant Sammy Morris made the fashion choice of wearing a slogan T-shirt reading World's Best Farter to his felony court appearance, but a Texas judge gave him a blast of hot air about it.

"What made you think that was a good shirt to wear to court this morning?" demanded Jefferson County Judge Raquel West. "That was the only shirt you had to wear in your closet?"