NO WONDER VOTERS WANT MSPS TO BOG OFF

I WOULD like to thank Scottish Green's leader Patrick Harvie.

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You see, in the middle of the night I had a nightmare about the future of Scotland and awoke with a start.

It wasn't about the closure of Grangemouth. Nor the closure of the North Sea.

Nor the falling standards in our schools below England for the first time.

Nor the fact teachers fear teaching for being assaulted.