GAMBLING'S NO CHARITY

Joke footie worth a punt

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I LOVE football but was never very good at it.

When I was younger I joined a team and I asked the coach what position I was going to play. He said left back and I was left back in the changing room for every game.

For another side I played up front but was given the nickname jigsaw. Because I fell to pieces every time I was in the box.