CHEAP THRILLS

Forming orderly queue is better than sex, says poll

- PHIL CARDY

A NIGHT of passion with your other half is less thrilling than an orderly queue, a cup of tea and a perfectly parked car, according to a poll.

Sex with your lover also ranks below sleeping in fresh sheets and on a par with watching dustmen collecting the bins.

But the biggest kick in everyday life, for 41%, is getting a bargain.