Lovers just out to take me for a ride

PAYING FOR SEX EASIER

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I'M so unlucky in love that I'm considering giving up on relationships and simply paying for sex in future.

There's a massage parlour close to where my brother lives. I’m tempted to splash out on a series of body-to-body rub downs with all the trimmings.

My mate goes there. He says it's a right laugh and I crave happy endings... Does that make me sound like a tragic loser?

The truth is that I've had my heart broken - and my bank account raided - by so many past partners, that I’m struggling to trust anyone.

Years ago, I was jilted two days before my wedding. My bride-to-be confessed that she was secretly in love with her boss and had never liked, let alone loved me. That revelation cost me €20,000.