Women's Italian job

MY mate flew out for England's quarter-final but a mix up with tickets meant he couldn't get in the stadium.

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He had to watch it a few miles away at a fan park. On the bright side he did manage to catch some of Sweden's missed penalties.

The Lionesses are through to the semifinals of the Euros.

And they did so despite a penalty shootout that featured worse spot kicks than the one taken by Diana Ross at the opening ceremony of the 1994 World Cup.