I'M KEIR FOR A.I MADNESS

It's Moyes the merrier

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MY boss calls me "The Comput-er".

It's got nothing to do with intelligence or my tech savviness. I go to sleep if left unattended for 15 minutes.

I'm actually not much use when it comes to modern technology.

My computer packed in at work so I rang the IT guys and they asked if I'd tried disabling cookies.

Well, I said, I don't know if it counts but I bit the legs off a gingerbread man once.