HERE WE DRAW

Trump's balls hold fate of Tuchel & Three Lions

- FROM JOHN CROSS in WASHINGTON

THE last time Donald Trump did a draw it was for the fifth round of the Rumbelows Cup.

Thirty-four years later, Trump is US President and all eyes will be on the most powerful man on the planet here today. You may remember back in 1991 that Trump (below) drew the balls in a bizarre stunt on the Saint and Greavsie show in Trump Tower in New York.

This time, Trump will take centre stage at the Kennedy Centre when Thomas Tuchel and England will discover their opponents at the most spectacular World Cup draw in history.

The Village People will perform YMCA, which is fitting because the disco hit became a theme tune at Trump's election rallies.

FIFA also plans to unveil its new ‘Peace Prize - Football Unites the World’, with Trump widely expected to be the recipient for his work in brokering a ceasefire in the Middle East.