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DEADEYE DANGO HAS CHERRIES FAITHFUL DREAMING OF EUROPE

- Steve Judge

NEWCASTLE no longer need to feel bad about the mauling they received at St James' Park last week - Justin Kluivert really is that unplayable right now.

The Bournemouth flyer is set to become a dad for the first time next month. For now he is the one giving defenders sleepless nights.

Kluivert followed up his hat-trick in the 4-1 demolition of the Toon by laying waste to another of the Premier League's in-form teams.

He struck his sixth goal in four games as the Cherries, missing nine first-team players, extended their unbeaten run to 11 games and handed Forest a first defeat in nine.