Your Official Guide To Cancelling Plans

Home is where your heart (and sweatpants and Netflix) is.

Raise your hand if this sounds familiar: it’s Tuesday morning and you’ve just finished your second coffee. You’re on top of the world because you already reached inbox zero and it looks like you’ll be able to head out of work at a reasonable hour. Hell. Yes. Around lunchtime, a friend WhatsApps you, ‘Drinks tonight?’ and you automatically reply with a resounding ‘Yah!!!’. But come 5:30pm, your pep has worn off and all you want to do is unhook your bra, watch a true-crime doc, and scroll mindlessly through Insta. F*ck.