FEDS SHUTTERING CELEB HELLHOLE!

Inmates traded sex for Kentucky Fried Chicken

DEMONIC DENTIST DEFANGED

Perv gets 180 years for preying on patients and staff

WORLD'S OLDEST CONJOINED TWINS UNITED IN DEATH!

Lori & George, 62, led oddly separate lives

GOLDEN GIRL, 85, WINS GUNFIGHT WITH BURGLAR

Shot & handcuffed to chair, she blew him away to save her disabled son

WY & CACTUS IN PRICKLY SITUATION!

Fears her family problems are ruining marriage

HOW TO BANISH OFFICE BUTT!

Expert advice to put new bounce in your flat booty

SHIRLEY.90. KEEPS KNOCKIN' EM BACK!

Spurns docs' orders to finally sober up

ISAWA UFO ABDUCT TWO FISHERMEN!

Witness breaks 50-year silence

BOBBITT'S TOES SLICED OFF TOO

This time he is blaming filthy water

WHY BREAST CANCER COMES BACK!

What every gal needs to know

PET HOARDERS COLLARED!

Dead critters kept in couple's crib

STREISAND'S GOING DEAF!

Why Barbra will never sing again

KILLED BY RAMPAGING ELEPHANT!

American tourist's bucket list holiday ends in tragedy

NASA NAILED UFO COVER-UP

Experts blast explanation for odd images of lunar spacecraft

BALDWIN'S LOOK ARE SHOT TO HELL!

Stress is killing old matinee idol

INSECURE K-CLAN BEACH BUNNIES KICK SAND IN EACH OTHER'S FACES!

Mean momager Kris stirs the pot from 3,000 miles away!

TRAVIS IS FAT & UNHAPPY!

Tay-Tay has her bored beefcake on very strict diet

SICKLY CHER'S YOUNG STUD IS BODY SLAVE

Illnesses taking toll on romance

PARTON OF THE WAYS!

Dolly's family jockeying for slices of her $650M fortune

OFF WITH THEIR HEADS!

Queen banishes Andrew’s girls as Harry and Meghan’s spies

WOLF IN CREEP'S CLOTHING

Bloodthirsty brute kills captive canid after beer bender

MAN, OH, MANDRELL!

Barbara's making a music comeback

CAFFEINE FREAK TOM WON'T BAG HIS TEA!

It's turning him into a monster

MORGAN NAILED TO THE WALLEN!

Chair-toss bust

GOLDEN BACHELOR'S HOUSE OF CARDS!

GOLDEN Bachelor Gerry Turner and his bachelorette Theresa Nist tied the knot in a glitzy Jan. 4 TV ceremony — yet three months later, the honeymooners were still in a long-kiss-dance relationship.

WYNONNA JUDD'S NEW HEARTACHE!

Troubled daughter tangles with law again, leaving own baby in jeopardy

SAVANNAH SEEKS LIZARD LIPS CURE

Kisser too skinny for TV gal's taste

JUNKIE MONROE BROUGHT BACK FROM THE DEAD!

Suffered secret heroin overdose six years before her murder

SNARKY SAJAK HAS WHEEL OVER BARREL!

Execs too scared to put short-time host on a leash

PRINCE ALBERT PAYING WIFE TO STAY AT HIS SIDE

Secret ledgers expose bizarre arrangement with Charlene