Booze Cruisin'

If your wine rack needs stocking up, why use your local off-license when you can get everything you need for half the price in France – and have a bloody good weekend whilst you’re at it!

- Boothy

I’m 30 next year and all my mates (well,both of them) reckon it’s as good anexcuse as any to have a massive party – after all, when I look back at the decisions I’ve made over the last 29-and-a-half years, it’s pretty phenomenal that I’m still alive, so I decided they were right and started party planning. It’s going to be the party of the century, but unfortunately fireworks and dancing girls are out of my price range. Not that I’m into dancing girls; I’d never objectify women in that way, even if they have got really big boobs and a nice arse. No, for Boothy’s Big Birthday Bash, think more along the lines