CHARGED WITH LOOTING $22.2M FROM NFL TEAM!

FORMER Jacksonville Jaguars financial manager Amit Patel has been sacked for swiping $22.2 million from the NFL team, according to lawmen who tackled the 31-year-old notorious gambler.

REALITY TV DOC BUSTED FOR DRUG SCAM!

IT LOOKS like choppy seas ahead for a prominent doctor and his wife who appeared on the reality show Below Deck— they’ve been accused of stealing cast members’ identities to write bogus prescriptions for oxycodone!

ARREST OVER SEX ASSAULT ON STATUE!

A DRUNKEN tourist in Florida not only caused a scene in a restaurant and the motel where he was staying, but also “sexually molested” a plastic manatee statue, say cops.

CYCLOPS SHARON NEVER LEARNS! SHOUSE

OSBOURNE, 71, surprisingly admits a bizarre 2021 “Cyclops” facelift was the “worst thing” she’s ever done, conveniently overlooking the racism scandal that triggered her exit from The Talk the same year

HUGH PLAYING BEAT THE CLOCK FOR MARRIED SWEETIE!

NEWLY separated Wolverine hunk Hugh Jackman is going all out to make himself look younger and be catnip for the ladies, especially new flame Sutton Foster, insiders tattle.

WILD REASON BRITNEY CAN'T GET A DATE!

Body odor is chasing guys away

LOVESICK TOM IS CRUISING FOR BIG FINANCIAL BRUISING

New squeeze's ex has shocking warning

SLEAZY SANTOS SWAMPED WITH TACKY TV OFFERS!

Serial liar could earn $2 million after losing his seat in Congress

MORGAN WALLEN'S BUNKER MENTALITY

Country phenom doesn't trust himself in public after race scandal

MONSTER SHARK KILLS BEAUTY AS HUBBY WATCHES!

Paddleboarder had ZERO chance

HOARDER DIES IN TRASH AVALANCHE!

Body rotted for months after being buried four feet deep

KING IMMUNE TO EMOTIONAL BLACKMAIL!

Harry plea for family holiday invite falls flat

WILLIAM CRAWLS INTO A BOTTLE

Hitting sauce hard & ignoring Kate's pleas to stop as he fumes over Harry

MURDERING MARISKA!

SVU killing Hargitay character because star makes too much

CANCER MOM NOSE BEST!

A COURAGEOUS Texas mom is breathing easier after she had her entire nose surgically removed after a devastating diagnosis of stage 2 nasal cancer!

RAGING RYAN: HOLLYWOOD'S WORST DAD!

O'Neal beat son, hooked daughter on dope & left kid to rot in jail

SUGAR DADDY KEVIN BLOWS WAD ON JEWEL!

Sweet revenge after ex-wife tried to take him to cleaners

SURVIVE AMY & T.J.VODKA & POT HELL!

IN A bid to repair their image as cheaters and drum up sympathy, booted Good Morning America hosts Amy Robach and T.J. Holmes insist they never romped in the sack with each other before splitting with their spouses.

ROCKSTAR DOLLY'S LAST HURRAH!

Hitting the road and leaving country behind

LISA MARIE DIDN'T HAVE TO DIE!

ELVIS PRESLEY's only child, Lisa Marie, was killed by her own vanity! In a scenario eerily similar to the Aug. 16, 1977, death of her father, Lisa Marie Presley collapsed in her bathroom from a small bowel obstruction.

TYLER FINALLY RAN OUT OF LUCK

SOAP star Tyler Christopher knew he was living on borrowed time due to his battles with alcohol addiction and bipolar disorder.

SUZANNE HAD SEX ON THE BRAIN!

SHE won America's heart as ditzy Chrissy Snow on the hit 0s sitcom Three's Company and got us into shape with the ThighMaster, but actress Suzanne Somers may be best remembered as the poster girl for great Golden Years sex!

RICHARD ROUNDTREE SHAFTED BY CANCER!

HAILED as as cinema's first Black action hero with his trailblazing performance in 1971's Shaft, Richard Roundtree's most important leading role was shining a spotlight on male breast cancer!

MATTHEW PERRY KILLED HIMSELF!

TROUBLED sitcom legend Matthew Perry was open about his lifelong addictions to booze and drugs, but pals say his inner demons - insecurity and anxiety secretly killed the former Friends heartthrob, who was found dead in his hot tub!

JORAN'S NATALEE CONFESSION WAS ALL A TERRIBLE LIE!

Aruba investigator shreds killer's tale

TONY BENNETT'S WILD RIDE FROM RAGS TO RICHES!

THE road from dirt-poor singing waiter to music superstar was incredibly rocky for Tony Bennett, who survived a cocaine overdose, chronic depression, two divorces, money woes and dangerous ties to the Mafia to become king of the jazz crooners.

DOGGONIE SHAME!

Beaten to death over cat's vet bill

WOLVERINE FALLS FOR MARRIED GAL!

Hugh Jackman is crazy about Broadway babe Sutton Foster

TRAVOLTA GROUNDS TOP GUN TOM!

Bans Scientology poster boy from 70th birthday bash

FELICITY HUFFMAN JUSTIFIES COLLEGE ADMISSION BRIBE!

Says it was her duty as a mom