CYCLOPS SHARON NEVER LEARNS! SHOUSE

OSBOURNE, 71, surprisingly admits a bizarre 2021 “Cyclops” facelift was the “worst thing” she’s ever done, conveniently overlooking the racism scandal that triggered her exit from The Talk the same year

SASSY SHARON

Of course, there could be a good reason rocker OZZY’s wife sees things that way. She reveals after the surgery, “I had one eye here and one eye there and my mouth was all [askew].”