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RICHARD IRVINE
The Journal
|September 20, 2025
DOUBLE TROUBLE FOR A FIRST TIME DAD OF TWINS
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I always have reservations if I'm taking my kids to a cafe
The problem with writing about my children is there's an assumption they're routine human beings.
They don't strike me as remarkably different from all the other offspring I witness out in the world.
I only say this because we went to a cafe for lunch, and while I enjoy going out to eat with the children, I'm certain I enjoy dining alone more than I do with my family.
Despite the event being a good thing, there's an undercurrent of tension, and whether this is me being uptight, or the children being 'difficult', I don’t know.
So, I'm going to describe lunch in a cafe, and please do get in touch if you've got children under 10 and you feel the following behaviour necessitates some kind of professional intervention.
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