Scrawl a load of twaddle

TELL me, what’s your handwriting like? Nice and neat, or a wild, indecipherable scrawl, like Doctor Thingummy’s down at the surgery?

- Mike Ward

Also, have you ever thought about having it analysed? It sounds as though it might be good fun.

Apparently, a graphologist, like one of the chaps we meet tonight in SUSAN CALMAN’S GRAND DAY OUT (5, 8pm), can tell all sorts about us, personalty and temperament-wise, simply by getting us to write a few words by hand for him to scrutinise.