Big day for Sig

MILLION maker Julie Camacho won the Ayr Gold Cup cash in dramatic circumstances with Significantly

SPOT THE BALLS

Superstitious footie fans wear holey ‘lucky pants’

My horror at parents rumba on our sofa..

STRICTLY LES 'TRAUMA' AT WITNESSING FOLKS' ROMP

MIRIAM: I WAS THE EFFIN' FIRST

Margolves TV F-bomb in 1962

AIMAGEDDON

Fears Vlad and Xi will give bots control of their nukes

CRISIS? WHAT CRISIS?

United falling apart but Ten Hag says...

COPY & PASTE

Pochettino: I love the Prem but there are just way too many impersonators in today's era

HOLM RUN

Oli's sights now on play-offs

RACY EXES REV OUR ENGINES

Capri drivers 'red-hot'

I'll find a knockout wife without apps

PUNCHER'S CHANCE FOR RICKY

Swingers race to Doncaster for horseplay

FILLIES IN X-RATED ACTION AT RACECOURSE

DOOMSDAY OFF

Kids calling in sick as fears of an eco-apocalypse mount

XL BULLY DOGS 'WILL NOT BE PUT DOWN'

'Amnesty for breed banned after killing'

The bum's brush

ALVIN USED PAL'S PILE CREAM AS TOOTHPASTE

FLOODY HELL OF POTHOLES

Surge in breakdowns in rain

LIONS PRIDE

Gareth chuffed with away point

FORD HAS FIESTA

George puts the boot into Pumas in thrilling victory

I'm having a ball!

LIAM LIVINGSTONE has vowed to give England the best version of himself as an all-rounder at the World Cup now he is finally fully fit again

WAR ZONE

Jake wrecks Rhino play-offs

LAGS DO BIRDIE

\"Savoy jail builds 9-hole golf course for prisoners

BURGER OFF! I'LL HAVE A LETTUCE

We're keen on greens

FASHION GURU: GHOST TRIED TO STITCH ME UP

Jasper hits back

Fury over Rick's £2 for sauce

DINERS PEA'D OFF

Drunk raccoons on rampage in the UK

BEER-LOVING BANDITS RISE

COUPLES CHORES DUST-UP

Blokes dodge housework

A JOLLY BROLLY DAY

Beach fans shelter from heat but storms on way

Rotten bottom

PISTOLS LEGEND: I GAVE AIRPORTS THE BUM'S RUSH

THE COST OF FIDO CRISIS..

Pet insurance prices soaring

KANE SWITCH IS A LIGA FORTUNE FOR SOUTHGATE

ENGLAND boss Gareth Southgate believes the Three Lions can reap the rewards of Harry Kane’s £100million move to Bayern Munich.

Virgil BAN Dijk - KOP STAR IS LOSING THE PLOT

LESS than 12 months ago, Virgil van Dijk was being lauded as the biggest peacemaker since Mahatma Gandhi.