ARCADE FIRE

The neon-tinted spectacles of 198X

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I once went to a Bonfire Night celebration during which Lone of the attendants accidentally set himself alight. Every millennial in earshot bellowed 'stop, drop, and roll!'; proof of an upbringing that prepared us for lives full of chip pan fires, spontaneous combustion and quicksand. But it's not the only lie the '80s told us.