"A third option exists: humiliation"

Becoming public enemy number one in KCD2

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After a dramatic turn of events that has seen me, beloved medieval everyman Henry of Skalitz, hunting down a kidnapped young woman called Pavlena, discovering said woman's boyfriend deep in the forest with his head smashed in with a rock, catching one of the two men responsible and banging him up in the local jail, and then desperately pursuing the other into the woods and talking him down from slitting Pavlena's throat in a high-stakes hostage situation, I'm in need of a large mug of Bohemian ale.