This Is What A Real Booty Looks Like
Ever since porn star Celine Brink got famous, fake asses have taken over the world and it’s disgusting. When I see one, I literally get sick to my stomach. It looks like a diaper attached to legs. Anyway, this is what a hot booty looks like. Ladies, go to the gym and work out like Celine Brink. Sure your ass may never get as nice as hers, but at least it won’t look like there is a poop stuck in it.

Ming Xi All She Does
Since I like smart moves, like creating a brand, even if I am not capable of making smart business moves, I can appreciate her hustle, while still thinking she looks like a rat who somehow got genetically modified with a sex doll….

Holly Peers A Lot Of Amazing
Now you’re diving into model beauty, pegging and whatever the fuck else is going on in this crazy fucking world….that is actually a medicated porn world…

Josephine Skriver A Great Time
She’s like one of those teen movies from the 80s…you can’t let your parents ground you for the summer man…not your last summer before college man…you need to rage and hope that the UV kills the virus before the VIRUS kills you…..

Doutzen Kroes Is Still A Thing Too
Every model gets sucked into the fashion news vortex…even smart people I know who are smart…NOT Knowing what is real or not…did a Dean Koontz book predict the WUHAN virus? Did Daphne from Scooby Doo become a Sex Worker…is a Troll a Literal Troll…it’s all so confusing…

Martha Hunt My Version Or Idea
POINT being, my version or idea of “respectable” celebrity means nothing…so we should just watch the hot tits on vacation living a better life than us…cuz we aren’t hot tits.

Elsa Hosk May Be The Celebrity We’ve All Heard
It’s an interesting dynamic, but that whole “It’s an overnight success that took a year”….because she’s put in work…and whether she’s relevant or not, or her tactics were desperate or now, she’s got an awesome set of tits and that’s all that really matters at least to me…because I just listen to old country music, if I even listen to music. I prefer staring at the wall.

Romee Strijd Well Here She Is
I was pitching aggressively on her having a dick….you know busting jokes about busting her balls…literally…because the Patriots fan and his Tom Brady cocky fan boy support..talking about how Great Tom Brady is…and how hot Romee Strijd is…and how much she gets paid and how they are winners on all fronts…and didn’t like me going on and on about how they found her in Brazil playing soccer in the poor neighborhood and sold her to Victoria’s Secret perverts at a young age…taking her away from her family but never taking away her dick…

Sara Sampaio That’s Enough Of That
Sara Sampaio was a big part of my Saturday night Christmas party, because I was talking to a Patriots fan, which always makes me laugh because I feel you need to either be from Boston / New Hampshire to like the Patriots, or you just don’t know anything about Football but know that they are the winning team. You know not very exciting to be the fan of a team that has won way too many times…but I know NOTHING about sports, or football or any of that…so to me it’s more about Gisele….which is why Sara Sampaio was a big part of my Saturday Christmas party night.

Lais Ribeiro Can’t Help The Urges
POINT BEING…there are a bunch of hot Brazilian, or Eastern European girls working at the local grocery store, I guess not all work in the sex trade, or maybe some need legit work to justify their BMWs or whatever it is that Brazilian Sugar babies buy, they love fancy and luxury items, hence the sex work…maybe it is their recruiting grounds…of when a rich fuck pulls out his black AMEX she knows to work him….so that it’s less obvious than doing it on a SUGAR baby site.

Luna Castilho Is Still The Model
The “Queen of Modeling” Luna Castilho is back and has posted some awesome content to keep Little Tuna busy for a couple of minutes. Emily keeps bringing the hotness almost daily and I think it will be very hard for any InstaModel to ever catch up.

Adriana Lima may be granny aged, one of the oldest of the Victoria’s Secret models still working for the brand, because she just won’t give up, and wants everyone to see her half naked, despite when she’s at her fattest, which I guess she’s been working through because she seems to have less of a menopausal body…who should be expired, taken out to pasture, forgotten but maybe, just maybe, she actually pushes VS product, they have analytics for this shit, and know what sluts drive the most sales, which one is the best AVON lady, and maybe they keep coming back at her with more money to stay around another year..

Yara Khmidan Needs To Hire Me!
If I’ve learned anything from motivational posters with pictures of cats on them, it’s that you can do whatever you want, as long as you put your mind to it. So forget this blogging crap, because I just found my dream job: being Yara Khmidan‘s personal bikini adjuster. Sure, I may not have much previous experience, but I’d be happy to start out with an internship and learn on the job. So, where do I apply?

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