SELFIE US Magazine - May 2020

In this issue

Alexina Graham We Know It Will Come Off
Alexina Graham is consistently naked on the social media, the way girls were designed to be, despite all the roadblocks getting in the way of that, like terms and conditions of the platforms they are trying to get naked on, because they confuse having an account on a platform with it being their own website…leading to activism called Free the Nips, so that their nips have a higher purpose when they post them, more meaningful than if they were just to post nips, you know this is activism when there are real issues in the world in a time when we don’t need a reason beyond “i have a sexual dysfunction and like flashing my tits”….

Josephine Skriver I Just Assumed
So that’s why this is the Best Mother’s Day post, plus Josephine Skriver is doing her part…while she cruises, since she bank roles the modeling industry.

Bryana Holly It’s Like All You Need
I don’t mind when the club kid is in a bikini though, I mean she got her natural tits for a reason, all that hard work paid off in tits I guess and all it took was being born with god DNA in the VIP room of her mom’s stomach which is what originally made her exist, but in her defense there are 10s of thousands of girls out there who are from there mom’s stomach and aren’t anything.