Shout Out To Adriana Lima
EITHER WAY, Adriana Lima is hot! That is what I am trying to get at here…this is a serious fucking look, and I am not just saying that because along with the rest of the world, I am fascinated by models and their plight to make themselves legit on the backs of their rich agents who spoiled the fuck out of them…I mean my agentwas a Mexican hooker who died of AIDS when I was young…before they even knew what AIDS was…so I can’t even imagine going through life being like “yeah my dad’s some famous dude everyone wants a piece of, so give me shit”….but I’d be sure to be exploiting that connection as hard as fucking possible.

Rayanne Bitancourt I Always Used To Wonder
With everyday normal becoming fashion stars because it is cool. There are a lot of normal everyday dads dealing with jerking off to models or instagram and seeing their kids or friends of their kids naked, fucking, etc….

Johanna Durhone The Gateway To Your Soul
Then there’s her whole work at modeling, like sexual beauty, showing us she’s a sexual being, with a agency that leads to her clickbait style beauty pics doesn’t impress me because everything else about her is the most beauty mall brand version of a human….set to anhot body / head…I can buy into it, but I can post it!

Marilou Bélanger To Keep Her Alive
Marilou Bélanger is a clever media manipulator created by her agent, possible beauty photographer, who had a bunch of money, some not even his that she wanted to exploit to the modeling industry, it’s an American dream you know.

Candice Swanepoel This Is How You Do It
You know, when you’re an model like Candice Swanepoel, straight from the un-quarantined fully open mean streets of Sweden, where she once played model…pelvic floor strength comes in handy…

Frida Aasen Is Hot As Fuck
Frida Aasen is proof that you need to be that hot to be a model with 1,000,000 followers. You can game the system whether by buying followers for 100 dollars per million followers, or you can game it in other ways by using proper hashtags, engaging with your audience, cross promoting with other not so hot girls…

Stella Maxwell Is Pretty Great
So anyway, instagram models aren’t hotter than actual models like Stella Maxwell but they are better at gaming instagram….and the world embraces that, celebrates that, and pays them for that…

Alena Blohm Breast Is Showing Off
While the models of the fashion world, like Alena Blohm who is some beautiful model from another planet who matters, turned goddess, realize that there are more eyeballs than ever thanks to boredom, means great opportunity to show off the breast and her body looks awesome…

Ellie Gonsalves She Could Be Lurking
I think she got “famous” by doing instagram, probably with the help of her photographer friends, the Instagram photographers, which was before she had the fame. I remember her being the talk of instagram or something before gram got soft and caved to the pressure of inclusivity, forgetting their audience is dudes, and using old fat ladies on their site, a move that I hope KILLED their business….but Ellie Gonsalves still doing half naked shit after receiving fame, a move that is the equivalent of what Instagram did with their model casting choices….but the vagina version…destroy that fucking shit….but still survive.

I Am Not Mad That Sandra Brec Exists
Sandra Brec brought her signature receding lingerie she may need to get grafted out to some photoshoot to remind us all of what the modeling world left to marry that black widow – man eating – the industry. Dumb play dude but I guess he’s figured that one out by now.

Put some Attention To This Alexina Graham…She’s Good
You’d think by now, the Alexina Graham would be as bored of producing content around themselves in various states of naked – to keep the family empire alive as we are of seeing them.

Kristina Peric The Hardest Working Model
I used to think Kristina Peric is hot…and I guess she still is…but it was never based on any modeling gigs she was in or any commercials that she’s done…because I can’t think of anything she’s ever been in. I just remember her being skinny and skinny has always been more important for me than being a compelling model in a compelling gig, none of that shit matters, it’s all just clickbait marketed to us idiots with no real taste who need to be told what to watch…even the best modeling gigs out there are only big because of the moron masses who need to be told what to like, who need to think they are supposed to like something….you know to fit in or whatever…so the real problem is with you fucking drones following the fucking crowd off the fucking cliff….

Look At The Rest Of Josephine Skriver
This is her showing off…and I’d rather she was showing off her labia…more interesting but I guess to the Josephine Skriver fan an oiled up set of menopause abs is erotic.

Sarah Stephens Wants You To Know She Is A Poser
Now that Sarah Stephens is a model, she has to prove that she’s  not just a tight little body with a cute face, she has other talents  too. And that is posing. There is a little something something to fuel your  twisteed imaginations. I know it did mine.

Sara Sampaio In Her Lingerie
It lasted for only one day, but the “Queen of Modeling” Sara Sampaio is back in her lingerie hustling them off in the modeling game for hot skinny chicks around the world. Yes, no fat chick could ever put one of those on and I’m not sure why no one has complained. As a feminist you need to cater to every type of girl, not just hot girls. Sara Sampaio, needs to recognize!

Holly Peers’ Cleavage Show
For an older bird, Holly Peers is as fine as they come. And here she is squishing up her boobies for an InstaPic. That’s some very good technique! Next time, lose the bikini top though.

Gabrielle Caunesil’s Got Lips
This is not the most exciting Gabrielle Caunesil post, but the model gives us a hint on how she may have become so popular. I wonder who the lucky fella or lady was! Got to keep the site politically correct. As you can see, there is no sexism in Phallus.

Daniela Braga’ Sexy Body
I don’t really follow modeling, but I think I read that Daniela Braga was in Brazil for a while and now she is out. Well, she seems to be doing well because here she is showing us that she’s still working hard at keeping her body fit. So no matter how beautiful she is, she is still doable!

Melissa Giraldo’s Bikini Tease
I’m still trying to figure out if Melissa Giraldo shaved her pussy. And yet again with this bikini outfit I cannot tell. That is a good thing. As long as I don’t see it, Melissa Giraldo is friggin’ hot! I hope she keeps the goods coming.

Monika Jagaciak is One Sexy Brunette
All I can say is WOW! Monika Jagaciak‘s decision to become a brunette just added a notch on her hotness ranking! Before she was a solid 5.2, but now she is a solid 6.2! And trust me a 6.2 is an amazing score. I’d be happy to sleep with a 4. If Monika Jagaciak is a 9.5 then you can understand how chicks are scored. Anyway, this is the look she should keep. Yummy!

Romee Strijd And Her Hot Friends Working Hard
Here is Romee Strijd and her hot friends working hard and making it happen! I like a woman who is goal oriented and as you can see with Romee Strijd, she is exactly that. It’s not easy to pull this level of commitment to your craft in modeling regularly. She’s a hero of women.

Rosie Huntington-Whiteley Is A Model
So I guess Rosie Huntington-Whiteley is a model now. She released a shoot and it pretty much looks like every other shoot in the modeling game. I guess that’s a good thing for her. It’s weird gawkig at her modeling. It’s also hard to consider her sexy since she looks 17. Anyway, here she is.

Alena Blohm Topless Story
Alena Blohm is really sexing it up in the modeling game and Phallus mag likes it! This is the Alena that I grew to love, and I hope she doesn’t slow down one bit. I need this like a crackhead needs dope. Keep’em coming!

Cora Skinner’s Bends Over
Here is Cora Skinner showcasing her little booty in a lingerie. I’m not sure if those bikini bottoms are the most flattering for most women, but because her booty is tiny she can pull it off. Good stuff.

Kelly Gale Is The Hottest Supermodel On The Planet
As I’ve said many times before, Kelly Gale is the hottest supermodel on the planet. Sure she may look like an alien, but she is a sexy as f%ck alien. Anyone who disagrees with me doesn’t have a clue! Enjoy

Sarah Stephens Is Catching Up To Barbara Palvin
Barbara Palvinis in big trouble. And that is because her super hot friend Sarah Stephens is getting her own post in Phallus Mag . I’d be concerned if I was her. Sarah is hot enough to become even more famous than Barbara and I’m sure that would ruin her ego forever. Let’s see how this plays out.

Barbara Palvin Is Sexy In Bed
I don’t do posts on Barbara Palvin very often, but that might change after seeing these snaps of her posted on her social media. I remember last year she got pretty thick and chunky and I thought her career was over, but looks like she wants back in. Keep it up. Little Tuna likes!

Candice Swanepoel Works It Real Good
Here’s the latest photoshoot from Victoria’s Secret stunner Candice Swanepoel, and you know, this is probably one of my favorite themes for a modeling shoot. And no, I’m not talking about Candice’s booty, although it is hard to beat that. I mean the whole “artsy black-and-white” thing. If you ask me, it really classes up those lingerie pictures. Now, speaking of classy, if you’ll excuse me, I have to go lock myself in a Starbucks bathroom for a few minutes. Enjoy.

Katherine Henderson Belongs Only In A Bikini
Since you guys seemed to dig those shots of Katherine Henderson I posted earlier this week (and more importantly, because me and the Little Tuna definitely did), I figured I’d put up a few more bikini pictures from everyone’s favorite busty blonde bikini model today. So here you go. Don’t say I never do anything for myself but pretend it’s for you guys. You’re welcome.

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