Egoísta US Magazine - July 2020

In this issue

Olivia Garson Well Trained By The System
Yes, I used to work in an office and people would say “happy hump day” and I’d want punch them in the face…that useless small talk at the water cooler and office sexual tension from being held in captivity was just the fucking worst….


Lauren Fitzgerald Let The Losers Do The Whining
I am Canadian and I don’t talk politics on here because I don’t know anything about politics and with everything out there being so uptight and angry, demented and degenerate, I’ve found myself being less angry, or into mocking things that are clearly fucking mental because why bother and more into finding the fun…because all this should give us a lust for who gives a fuck, let’s have fun, where are the titties, we are all gonna die, let’s get wasted life…

Marta Gut Is All Part Of The Fun!
Happy Wet Spot Wednesday you watercooler jockies….who are likely feeling lost at home because you’re so well trained by the system….fucking idiots.