Dangerous Woman US Magazine - May 2020

In this issue

Irina Shayk What Else You Gonna Do
When hunting, or skiing, or ATVing, your gimp suit when you let your wife peg you…but when told to put a dinky cloth mask on to get groceries you have burst lungs, dizziness, CO2 poisoning, grow the fuck up bitches…but yet you choke yourself out while jerking off like Bourdain….or you get your top you find on GRINDR when your wife is at her mom’s house for tea to choke you out…but wearing a mask to get groceries makes you cry…

Emily Ratajkowski End Of The World
Why Not… What else you gonna do? Destroy businesses that have nothing to do with the cops killing someone…because why not, or because you need a new TV, sneakers or whatever else… I am all for protest, but I like some organization, if you want to overthrow society, you need some tactical approach…chaos will likely get you no where!

Elisabeth van Tergouw First To Wear A Mask
But I guess that whole mask thing is out the fucking window now that there’s some race war, which is nothing new, but when broke and angry from COVID, it’s a perfect storm for the uprising, one that involves some genuine people, but most people just faking it because it is trending and good for their social media feed, then the whole looters and destructive people join in because they’d join any protest…and the whole thing may end badly, if everyone gets COVID and dies, or if the GOVERNMENT starts to crackdown and put in more regulations, more authoritarian control measures and next thing you know, you’re in line at a FEMA camp for a scoop of SLOP….I mean assuming you survive.