Dangerous Woman US Magazine - April 2020

In this issue

Emily Ratajkowski It’s Pretty EASY Work
Emily Ratajkowski is beautiful…I actually don’t know why I specifically love Emily Ratajkowski, it’s probably because she’s a fucking great that for some reason was created by the industry, and I feel she should have always actually existed.

Alejandra Guilmant So Much Going On
I would expect more insanity from people in these times…like modeling has positioned this story for so long…but the general level of freaking out hasn’t been nearly as destructive as you’d want it to be in a situation like this, you know to keep shit entertaining. Instead everyone’s just fucking boring….

Elisandra Tomacheski Online Or In Person
In really exciting news, Elisandra Tomacheski, who you fans remember from mags, but who I remember from her nude selfies that she was one of the early models to jump on that trend, you know pretend that your nudes are leaked, when really you’re trying to show everyone who thinks you’re a muppet or a puppet owned by the modeling industry…who I assume also own the actual muppets, I mean who else would Hanson sell to….