Beauty & Marlin US Magazine - July 2020

In this issue

It’s Fun To See Emily Senko
All you people who have always been sucking at life complaining about how much more life sucks because of COVID…even though it always sucked….you’re just forgetting that it sucked because it may suck more now…or you’re just always more miserable than you were the last day…just an accumulation of miserable….get a fucking grip, life is hilarious, people are hilarious, you can eat, jerk off, sleep, watch movies, smoke weed, get drunk…like what the fuck are you complaining about…even if you have a disability or chronic pain or some shit…it’s better than death…so stop being such babies…and realize that social media is killing you….


You’ve Never Even Met Johanna Lundback
And never will meet…they are strangers…words on a screen….you’re fighting with your damn self…like sexting…it’s not sext…you’re talking to your damn phone bro….or mad at people more successful at social media, have more followers, are better at the internet, making money, living a seemingly better life than you because they have a pool…or go on nice trips that you really don’t need to know about or care about because remember that social media is doing that to you….

Then You Have Access To Soa Denise
Google and lots of time on your loser hands, so you can research all that is wrong with you, hop on some victim shit, tell us about your trauma…we all have fucking trauma…shit happens, it’s fucking life, it’s part of living, keep it to your damn self, no one cares, it’s a little too intense, serious and bullshit for us to bother with and it gets in the way of fucking fun…because social media made you see other whiners get positive responses to their whining and you want that attention too…