BABES US Magazine - May 2020

In this issue

Josephine Skriver Now The Bets Are On
I don’t know why there’s so much hype around Josephine Skriver, I think old nerds like that their leader Trump might have fucked her, you know some live vicariously through a President by accepting the young model he probably fucks, into their celebrity masturbation fantastis…but there is a lot of hype around her…because I guess modeling needs new blood on the regular to keep things interesting, so when they find one that can pull it off, they milk it from every angle to make her the high payday girl she’s become..

Elisandra Tomacheski Must Live On
Where the titties at? Oh right…every fucking where on every fucking platform except outside in real life, who needs real life…the government is your daddy and thy want you in….but that doesn’t mean COVID doesn’t got the titty hunters busy……it’s busy.

You May Remember Danielle Knudson
Where the takeaway was that her agent helped get her skinny and back into the mix like the model she is…and now she beautiful even more, so you can stop mailing them your sperm to make you your baby…..