Daily Star - March 18, 2025

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March 18, 2025

HEADACHES FOR LETTUCE 2.0 RACHEL

LETTUCE 2.0 Rachel Reeves is facing a further headache after warnings the UK is on course for a recession.

1 min

Brits are battered by Covid

LONG Covid is having a huge effect on Brits, say boffins.

1 min

A Brum US deal for Joe

COMEDIAN Joe Lycett is going on a US tour of Birminghams.

1 min

Jezza pays his pub staff Diddly Squat

CREEPY Jeremy Clarkson is advertising for staff for his boozer on close to the minimum wage.

1 min

Princess of ales

THE Princess of Wales sips on a half pint of Guinness at a St Patrick's Day parade.

1 min

We all have luck of Irish

EXPERT: IT'S ABOUT ATTITUDE

1 min

'Give us all a rail choice'

MORE than two thirds of train passengers are opposed to the total nationalisation of the rail network, a poll claims.

1 min

Coastal 'nurdle' danger

PLASTIC pellets washed ashore following the North Sea tanker crash could pose a risk to wildlife.

1 min

Army is failing to reward

THE Army is so top-heavy officers have been told they won't be promoted until the late 2030s.

1 min

HUG A SLUG

Population of slimy critters set to plunge

1 min

Sizzling spring..

BRIGHTON beach looks like a steamy silhouette scene from a James Bond credit sequence ahead of a heatwave set to scorch the UK.

1 min

Killing bugs is deadly

THE killing off of Brit bugs could lead to an extinction crisis that humans and other life forms may not survive.

1 min

Wildlife catapult ban call

CATAPULTS should be banned to stop yobs attacking animals with them, say campaigners.

1 min

Economy Labouring

WE'RE still waiting for any sign that Labour can deliver an economic turnaround.

1 min

Strip clubs

Nude idea: At the ancient Olympics in Greece, athletes competed naked in honour of the god Zeus. Legend has it the tradition was kicked off in 702BC when the loincloth of runner Orsippus from Megara slipped off during a race, but he carried on and won it.

2 mins

Short cut to chaos

THE days of the Victorian freak show are quite rightly long behind us.

1 min

Cocaine Cadillac busted

A CADILLAC was used to smuggle £1.92million of cocaine into the UK from South America.

1 min

Taste of defeat for hair

TASTE buds found in hair follicles could lead to new treatments for conditions such as hairy backs.

1 min

Kim's Brit of flower power

EYE-catching Kim Kardashian embraces spring in a vintage floral dress by top Brit designer John Galliano.

1 min

HI HO, HI HO, OFF TO PROTEST WE GO

DISNEY chiefs face being con- fronted by “a lot of angry little people” in a pint-sized protest over ditching dwarves from the new Snow White movie.

1 min

10 YEARS LEFT

Boff: AI will overtake humans within decade

1 min

'Oldest' emu dies

AN emu dubbed a “grumpy old man” and believed to have been the oldest in the world has died aged 44.

1 min

Lew's a Ferrari booster

LEWIS Hamilton's Ferrari F1 debut has sent interest in second-hand supercars into overdrive.

1 min

'I'm lucky to get another chance'

FOOTBALLER Michail Antonio said he is “100%” sure he will play again after his supercar crash - declaring: “I’ve got another chance at life.”

1 min

Our Viv 'killed by ket'

DRAG Race winner The Vivienne died from a cardiac arrest after taking ketamine, according to family.

1 min

SPACE WALKIES

Astronaut's ready for ruff reception

1 min

'ET is inside Mars'

ET could be lurking in oceans of water buried in Mars, boffins say.

1 min

'Willing & able'

A PEACE deal in Ukraine is set to be enforced by more than 30 countries, Downing Street has said.

1 min

Don in call to tyrant

DONALD Trump will talk about \"land\" and \"power plants\" in a telephone call with Mad Vlad Putin today.

1 min

IT'S THE ORANGE MANBABYSITTER

DONALD Trump was branded “a car salesman’s babysitter” after hanging out with Elon Musk’s son.

1 min

Louise not the average barer!

STRIPPING PAST AWAY

1 min

MIRROR MILLIE

MILLIE Bobby Brown thanked Paris Hilton for lending her this shimmering halterneck dress.

1 min

TELL PALS A PROPER WHOPPER

We lie to avoid going out

1 min

Sanitary freebies in stores

FREE period products will be available in the loos at Aldi.

1 min

Posing fur the camera

A FOX and her cute cub seem aware of the camera as they create a perfect family portrait.

1 min

Inmates number at high

THE number of prisoners has hit a six-month high, despite thousands of inmates being released early.

1 min

Hot sloshed buns

A DRINK-drive warning has been slapped on the humble hot cross bun.

1 min

Buffy's speedy reboot

SARAH Michelle Gellar has teased the Buffy The Vampire Slayer reboot is \"progressing faster\" than she expected.

1 min

Yay Jay.. we'll be Rock 'n' Roll Stars

INBETWEENERS stars James Buckley and Joe Thomas have reunited to film an Oasis spoof for BBC One's Comic Relief.

1 min

£17BN TO MEND THE POTHOLES

FIXING pothole-plagued roads is likely to cost nearly £17billion, say experts.

1 min

Cheeky monkey in raids

COPS investigating a burglary spree have tracked down the intruder ~ a naughty monkey.

1 min

Soldier vintage ‘hustle’

A SOLDIER who ran up huge debts after developing PTSD is paying the money back with her vintage-clothes side hustle.

1 min

Jail rap for lap chancer

A BLOKE has been charged after stealing £140 worth of lap dances.

1 min

Best man ever!

LIFESAVER MATE TO THE RESCUE AS HE GIVES HIS PAL A KIDNEY

1 min

Cafes ban the laptop table hogs

TABLE-hogging cheapskates who work in cafes all day but only buy one drink have been blasted by independent business owners.

1 min

Age no baa for Isla,7

BRITAIN'S youngest shepherd is \"over the moon\" after welcoming five newborn lambs.

1 min

Fanatical Toon Army deserve cup glory

Many congratulations to Newcastle winning the carabao cup, their devoted fans deserve it. well played the geordies, howay the lads. chicken george shrewsbury

1 min

World needs rid of little men like Vlad

Putin what a little man you are and I don't mean physically your selfish megalomaniacal stance is creating hardships around the world for people who simply what to get on with their lives struggling with similar small minded politicians in their own country can I suggest that you take your embezzled billions and chuff off to the palace an the Black Sea you built by stealing from your own peoples isn't it odd how all the nutters and lunatics end up in power because they are unable to accept their own inadequacies. Pomfretian

2 mins

Beat that! Show's a hit for Brothers Grin

BROTHERS Adam and Ryan Thomas are shocked they’ve been hired to host new game show 99 To Beat.

1 min

Sickly ex trying to weasel way back

I LEFT my argumentative ex-partner because of his drinking.

2 mins

JACK'S BACK

Aintree return for Kennedy

1 min

COURT TESTER

JACK DRAPER has revealed he almost quit tennis during lockdown before going on to become one of the world’s best players.

2 mins

Rocky road back to avenge Belal

WHILE UFC London will be the focus for Leon Edwards and Sean Brady this week, a chance to avenge defeats to Belal Muhammad remains the end goal for both men.

1 min

Brierley tough times

TIRED Salford full-back Ryan Brierley has labelled matters at the crisis-torn club as “horrific”.

2 mins

PHWOARY McILROY

Players champ never been better

1 min

Now Lando's a believer

LANDO NORRIS claims he finally has the self-belief he needs to beat Max Verstappen and become world champion.

1 min

RAS WILL DAZZLE!

Hojlund ready for a hot spell

2 mins

Draper looks bit Andy

ANDY MURRAY'S retirement last summer was supposed to leave a gaping hole in British tennis.

1 min

Go steady on Eddie

DON'T FALL FOR HOWE HYPE

2 mins

IT'S MYLES LEWIS-YELLY

Young Gun reveals he shouted house down after Tuchel call

1 min

Moises faces scramble to line

MOISES CAICEDO has told Chelsea to keep their eyes on the prize of Champions League football but admits the race is getting tighter.

1 min

Pat’s not done yet

PATSON DAKA insists Leicester will fight until the end to pull off an unlikely miracle escape act - but admits they must find a killer instinct to stand any chance.

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