'Dark forces' at work

The countdown's on for Andrew Mountbatten Windsor and Sarah Ferguson to be kicked out of their mansion, Royal Lodge.

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And the pair is handling the impending eviction very differently, according to staff at the royal residence on the Windsor estate.

Andrew, 65, spends most of his time alone, talking to himself, while Fergie, 66, heads to a bar on the property to pour her heart out to staff and friends.

"Andrew rarely goes out and has been padding around the lodge, ranting and muttering," says the insider.